Director: John Carpenter
Cast: Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley, Keith David, David Clennon, Donald Moffat, Thomas G. Waites, Joel Polis

Are you sick and tired of so many mediocre films out there these days? Do you want something different? Do you crave a touch of the “old school”? Then watch this film.

It is about scientists trapped in the Arctic with an alien life form… Read More

Director: Marcus Nispel
Cast: Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker, Erica Leerhsen, Mike Vogel, Eric Balfour, David Dorfman

I didn’t WANT to watch this movie. I HAD to watch this movie. I mean, look at the title? It’s the perfect temptation for a horror movie masochist like myself to gorge on scenes much too graphic for my psyche.

Directed by Marcus Nispel, this remake of the… Read More

Director: Jonathan Liebesman
Cast: Jordana Brewster, Taylor Handley, Diora Baird, Matthew Bomer, R. Lee Ermey, Andrew Bryniarski

If I have to see one more Texas chainsaw Massacre movie, my head is going to explode. I mean, I can only see Texans get cut up with a chainsaw so many times before the sight losese some of it panache.

Directed by Jonathan Liebesman the movie… Read More

Director: Tobe Hooper
Cast: Dennis Hopper, Caroline Williams, Jim Siedow, Bill Moseley, Bill Johnson

Often praised for its ability to send chills down the spines of all who watch it (not really), the second Chainsaw Massacre was directed by Tobe Hooper.

This storyline is actually really typical of an 80s horror flick. Let me explain and hopefully you’ll see what I mean. A pair… Read More

Director: Kim Henkel
Cast: Renée Zellweger, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Jacks

If the 70s was scary, the 80s was appalling, and the 21st century’s was completely unnecessary, then the 90s was a mistake that should have never seen the light of day.

It’s made even worse because most of the actors that played in this movie are such a big deal today and now whenever… Read More