Director: Marcus Nispel
Cast: Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker, Erica Leerhsen, Mike Vogel, Eric Balfour, David Dorfman

I didn’t WANT to watch this movie. I HAD to watch this movie. I mean, look at the title? It’s the perfect temptation for a horror movie masochist like myself to gorge on scenes much too graphic for my psyche.

Directed by Marcus Nispel, this remake of the… Read More

Director: Jonathan Liebesman
Cast: Jordana Brewster, Taylor Handley, Diora Baird, Matthew Bomer, R. Lee Ermey, Andrew Bryniarski

If I have to see one more Texas chainsaw Massacre movie, my head is going to explode. I mean, I can only see Texans get cut up with a chainsaw so many times before the sight losese some of it panache.

Directed by Jonathan Liebesman the movie… Read More